International Women's Ecstatic Celebration of Orgasm Month!

International Women’s Ecstatic Celebration of Orgasm Month!

To launch my new religion for women, I’m implementing a new month-long holy celebration. Welcome to International Women’s Ecstatic Celebration of Orgasm Month!, or, International WECOM! (pronounced “We Cum!”) It begins the moment you finish reading this declaration and once you start, it lasts for a minimum of 31 days. International WECOM! is a rolling ecstatic celebration, which means that some woman, somewhere on the planet will be participating in this holy month all year round.

The holiday is simple, no fasting or negation of any type of sensual pleasures necessary. As well, there will be neither candle lit remembrances of scourged and lynched messiah’s nor the symbolic cannibalism of his blood and flesh. There are no promises of harems filled with pubescent virgins or hordes of eternally youthful slaves at the end of this road. Enlightenment will not occur in some future life for a future you with future circumstances and future needs. This is no “pie in the sky” religious experience. Your transformation begins today. Your mind and body both will be renewed instantaneously and continuously. International WECOM! will change everything.

To participate in International WECOM! you must have a minimum of one true orgasm per day, every day for 31 days, by any means necessary. And I do mean by any means. Whatever gets you off is legal as long as only consenting adults (or partners in the same age group) are involved and as long as you commit to authenticity of experience. As a matter of fact, the first commandment of International WECOM! is: WOMAN SHALL FAKE NO ORGASM. If you don’t come during a sexual experience (solo or otherwise) troubleshoot the reasons and begin again as soon as possible. If you miss one day of having an orgasm, you must start the 31 days all over again and continue until you are able to come for 31 consecutive days. If you miss a day, journal about why you chose to deprive yourself of an experience of ecstasy. What do your excuses say about your commitment to pleasure?

Throughout your personal International WECOM! Month, you will use your daily experience of the perfect state of ecstasy as a barometer for measuring joy in your life. In other words, for 31 days, you will weigh all other events, circumstances, and relationships in your life against the orgasm that you achieve on a daily basis by your own means. Take your job for example: how does it rate on your newfound “joyOmeter” in terms of fulfillment and happiness? How close to pure joy are the relationships in your life? Now that you are consciously aware of a real-time experience of “heaven”, are there any places in your world where you might be able to shift toward this happier more loving and fulfilled place? Also, if your orgasm has other feelings such as shame, or disgust mixed in try to examine them with courage and free from judgment.

Most of us have been brainwashed by the patriarchal religious experience (and it’s influence on every aspect of culture) to believe that some amount of suffering is good and holy and even necessary for “salvation”. We are convinced early in our spiritual lives that being in a state of joy at all times isn’t reasonable or even possible as every human birthed by women is “born into sin” or is cursed to a life of “suffering” or some similar rot. Our natural state, according to the boys and their gods, is wretched, guilty, shameful and unworthy, and yummy, spirit and body altering orgasmic sex is the gateway to all “sin”. Well today, I denounce all antisex/antiorgasmic spiritual positions as the sadistic, hateful, antihuman lies that they are and I rebuke them as bondages and send them back to the metaphorical pit of hell from which they arose. You are perfect. Sex is Holy. Masturbation is Divine. To orgasm is to experience yourself as “saved” as enlightened, as purified, as Goddess manifested in human flesh. The sacred experience of orgasm is a direct connection to your own divinity. No vicarious salvation here, you must come for yourself.

So enjoy your holy month! Take good notes (I’ve been keeping a journal) and keep in mind that this is an experiential rite with benefits in the now. Tell your friends to join you! Check-in with one another at the end of each day and talk about how amazing your orgasms were. Share tips for deeper and more profound orgasms. Experiment with sex toys, oils and the old-fashioned hand job. Relax! Laugh! Cry! Speak in tongues! GET YOURS!

All praise and thanks to the lowest, lowest, the lowest; the earth, the mother, the woman, the womb for the divine inspiration for International WECOM!